The Empire of Williopes robbos is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.769 billion Williopes robbosians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.8%.

The all-consuming Williopes robbosian economy, worth 596 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 88,063 yen, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 534,613 per year while the poor average 6,455, a ratio of 82.8 to 1.

Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, the army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Williopes robbos's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Williopes robbos is ranked 54,221^st in the world and 417^th in Jihad Army of the Emperor for Most Patriotic, with 25.76 flags saluted per person per day.